Saturday, July 16, 2011
A Drunk Walks into a Bar ...
"I just told you to get out, didn't I? Now LEAVE!"
The drunk gets off his stool, stumbles out the side door, and comes back inside through the back door. Once again, he sits at the bar and loudly asks for a drink.
The bartender, now glowing mad, looks at the drunk and yells, "I TOLD YOU, NO DRUNKS ALLOWED! NOW GET OUT!!!"
The drunk looks up at the bartender and slurs, "How many bars do you work at, anyway?"