Thursday, April 21, 2011
Today's Dose of Humor
He found a bottle that sloshed a bit, pulled the cork, and out popped a Genie.
The Genie said, "Great, I'm free! I have been in there for 3500 yrs. And guess what, you get 2 free wishes!"
The wino thought about it for a minute, and said, "I want a bottle of wine that will never run dry."
There in his hands was a fresh bottle of wine. He pulled the cork and took a slug..the bottle refilled itself. "Great," he said, and took another slug.
The Genie said, "Hurry up, I've got some catching up to do."
The wino thought for a minute and asked the Genie, "You got one more bottle like this?"