Thursday, April 21, 2011

Today's Dose of Humor

A wino was staggering down the beach hungover and sick...His mouth was dry, and he was craving a drink. He was checking all the empty cans and bottles he found, looking for any bottle that might have a little left in it.

He found a bottle that sloshed a bit, pulled the cork, and out popped a Genie.

The Genie said, "Great, I'm free! I have been in there for 3500 yrs. And guess what, you get 2 free wishes!"

The wino thought about it for a minute, and said, "I want a bottle of wine that will never run dry."

Poof!

There in his hands was a fresh bottle of wine. He pulled the cork and took a slug..the bottle refilled itself. "Great," he said, and took another slug.

The Genie said, "Hurry up, I've got some catching up to do."

The wino thought for a minute and asked the Genie, "You got one more bottle like this?"

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