Friday, November 5, 2010

Hapless Tigger Gives Zenyatta Some Advice

"Okay, sweetheart, here's what ya gotta do. Break easily out of the gate; avoid all that nasty bumping. Stay to the rear, go to the rail, and jog along, saving yourself some ground. Let dem boys wear themselves out up front. Then just before the final turn, start your move to the outside. Try to not let 'em make you swing too far wide, 'cause you know they will. Just weave through 'em like you did last year. Then find your opening and LET 'ER RIP! Let's see what you've really got."

Of course, she had cotton in her ears and probably didn't hear a word I said.

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