Friday, December 26, 2008

Friday, December 19, 2008

Yes. It's True. I'm a Pig.

So, this morning I'm lying in bed reading the newspaper, and my significant other comes into the room. She'd been ironing and watching the news on tv. She remarked, "Wow, Deep Throat died."

I said, "Huh! The guy or the woman?"

She said, "The guy ..." and looked at me, puzzled.

"Who, Harry? Isn't he kinda young?" It was my turn to be puzzled. Harry Reems can't be more than 60-something.

"No, you dope! Mark Felt!"

"Oh! THAT Deep Throat!"

She laughed at me, and I blushed. Actually, then I had to laugh at me. Ain't love a beautiful thang?

Throw Your Shoes at Dubya

The title says it all. Just go here and get rid of all your aggressions in a harmless way.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

National LGBTQ Food Drive for Equality

According to their website, "In the spirit of the holiday season, let's set aside our own struggles and needs, to demonstrate to the nation and the world the collective power of the LGBTQ community to be a force of betterment for all society.

Beginning on November 28th, 2008 and going until we Light Up the Night for Equal Rights on December 20th, JoinTheImpact is launching the first national LGBTQ Food Drive for Equality!

Through this event, we will work to reach out not only to those who have worked alongside us, but to organizations and individuals that fear us and oppose our cause by donating to faith based food pantries."

It's for a good cause, and frankly, perhaps the faith-based community who votes so often against us will have a change of heart if they can only put real faces to the big blank blur of [insert whatever evil picture comes to mind] so many think we are. We aren't Satan, and we care about those in need just as much as any person with an open heart.

Locally, San Francisco and Oakland have united to be a force of progress in this endeavor. You can even go online and have goods (food, clothing) delivered to the drop site from Safeway, Target, Sears, etc. Click here for more information.

Hat tip to Sheryl, you know who you are.

What I Think of Rick Warren

Not yet the Inauguration, but this kitty and I already want him to STFU.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Melissa Etheridge on The View: Blue Christmas

She performs at the end, but the interesting part is when she takes on Elizabeth "I'm Against Same-Sex Marriage" Hasselbeck and has to explain to her all about the tyranny of the majority and why it's un-American for the majority to vote on the rights of the minority.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Friday, December 5, 2008

'Atsa Lotsa Ocelot

Tiggers love ocelots! This little "miracle kitten" was just born at Beardsley Zoo, and has the fine distinction of being only the third such ocelot ever born via artificial insemination. Read about it here.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Found the Girly Pics! LOL!

Here they are! Okay, let it never be said I'm not a brave soul. Here is Yours Truly in a dress. (No laughing from the peanut gallery, thankaveramuch.) My favorite part is the very sexy bottle of Resolve spray in the background and the shadow behind my head, making it look like I've got a little beehive goin' there.

Look at me showing some skin! HAHAHA! Guess I was tryin' to tantalize a certain woman named Chelle. ;-)

Here I am again in case she missed the cleavage, making darn sure she got a good peek at the girls:

"Here ya go! Check em out! Now ask me out!"

Worked like a charm.

Monday, December 1, 2008

I'll Take That Dare!

OK, I'm still looking for the darn dress photo. I know it's somewhere on a disk. But until I find it, y'all can get a good giggle out of these two ... back in my bodybuilding days. (Hey, all I gotta do is drop 30 pounds! I've been running religiously on my new treadmill ... y'all just wait.)

I do think my shoulders were too broad...I either needed to lay off those or bulk the legs up more.

Here's another of me in the pool lookin' awfully fetchin'......LOL

It's like please, please, please, will you go on a date with me?

Ahhhhh, memories.

OK, I'll keep hunting for the dress photo. I'm sure I wouldn't have tossed it, because it's not often I put on a dress and heels and make-up....