Monday, November 10, 2008

Rachel Maddow for VP 2012

On a happier note, it occurs to me that, if the phenomenally frightening Sarah Palin wants to run for Prez in 2012, we Democrats should reignite our own base by putting in our own gal (to be Barack Obama's running mate, of course!) I can think of no better choice than the pretty and witty and gay Rachel Maddow. Heck, I'd vote for her as early and as often as I could!

10 comments:

Capn Dyke said...

Oh, deah...ye'd best send her forthwith t' Th' Cap'n for trainin'. Campaignin' be so hard on a person an' this lesbian Pirate Queen only wants t'be helpin' th'Maddow t'build up her Stamina. It be Me Duty, y'know. ;)

Joyce said...

Ha! And what is the Cap'n going to do? Teach her how to talk pirate? Can you imagine her giving her acceptance of the nomination speech?

Go ahead, Cap'n, channel her for us.

Capn Dyke said...

Darin' Me? Really?

Actually, Th' Cap'n was thinkin' about makin' Certain-Sure that her body could take th'long night an' days campaignin'. When we be done with th'trainin' in Me Cabin, Rachel will be able t'withstand days an' nights without a wink o'sleep.

Joyce said...

Oh, believe me, Cap'n, I most certainly knew what you meant, you big lecher.

Capn Dyke said...

A Low Bow. Iffin there be One Thing between ye an' Me, it be Understandin' that we be so much alike. ;)

Joyce said...

What, that we're both full of baloney? :-)

Margo Moon said...

Okay, now I have to go Google Rachel Maddow. Maybe we won't have to wait for 2012. Maybe she'll be one of the billions appointed to Obama's team (he's gonna need each and every one of them). Anyway, she looks a little butch for my taste (okay, Joyce, just correct my terminology if it's wrong, 'cause I know you'll be dying to) but that won't stop me from voting for a worthy candidate. I mean, Obama's butch. Kinda.

Does she know anything about horse racing?

Joyce said...

OMG, she's brilliant and funny. PhD in poly sci, Stanford grad, Rhodes scholar. And, you need to get it out of your head that I'm PC. I am seriously NOT. Butch is my thang! I love 'em butch. Butch tops are even better. Doubt she knows anything about horse racing, though, but we can pray.

Margo Moon said...

But, but, you're my PC idol and guru. Ohhhh, I get it. Denying your PCness is some sort of a butch (or top) thing, isn't it? (wink, wink) So, okay, cool. You aren't PC.

Joyce said...

Butches aren't necessarily tops. Not synonyms. Bottoms aren't necessarily femmes. Get it sorted out, woman.

Or maybe I'll just have to give you a spanking.