Friday, June 8, 2007
Paris Hilton Back in Jail
The plot simply thickens in this tale that should've ended aeons ago! Okay. Paris went in front of the judge today, who sent her right back to jail to finish her sentence. Paris reportedly pitched a total snit-fit and was basically hauled away, kicking and screaming, "It's not fair!" and mouthing to her mother, "Mommy, do something!"
Seems she had a party last night at home and held court with her friends, regaling them with tales of the many horrors of jail and how those terrible people made her wash with soap and water and they didn't even have any lotion for her!
What a rude awakening for someone with such a profound sense of entitlement.
Seriously, I think she should just settle in with a book and learn to be alone with her thoughts. (Certainly she must have them?) Martha Stewart could emerge from jail a pseudo-heroine; so, too, can Paris Hilton.