Now now now. Get your mind out of the gutter, please.
Paris Hilton is petitioning Governor Arnold Schwartzenegger to pardon her for violating her probation and getting caught driving with a suspended license, for which she was given a 45-day jail sentence. Paris thinks the sentence is cruel. But the real killer is why she thinks she deserves extra special consideration: According to People.com, "The petition, which had more than 900 signatures by Tuesday morning, urges the California actor-turned-governor to pardon Hilton because she provides "beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives."
Hey, wench. Martha Stewart did her time; you do yours.