Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Paris Hilton Wants To Get Off

Now now now. Get your mind out of the gutter, please.

Paris Hilton is petitioning Governor Arnold Schwartzenegger to pardon her for violating her probation and getting caught driving with a suspended license, for which she was given a 45-day jail sentence. Paris thinks the sentence is cruel. But the real killer is why she thinks she deserves extra special consideration: According to, "The petition, which had more than 900 signatures by Tuesday morning, urges the California actor-turned-governor to pardon Hilton because she provides "beauty and excitement to (most of) our otherwise mundane lives."

Hey, wench. Martha Stewart did her time; you do yours.


Spokane Al said...

I tend to like Dennis Miller's take on Paris Hilton in that it is absolutely terrific to have her around in that in one package she can serve as a great lesson on what not be to and what not to do for daughters everywhere.

Joyce said...