Barry Gibb and his bad false teeth graced the stage last night on American Idol. At least, he seemed to be talking through clenched teeth and a massive over-bleached overbite the whole time. I thought Melinda and LaKisha did just fine, followed by Jordin, but Blake wrecked both of his songs. Even the falsetto seemed too much for him, and somebody needed to tell him, "Dude, no beat-boxing on BeeGees tunes."
Oh, wait. Randy did tell him that, but Blake did it anyway. I had to stick my fingers in my ears. It was almost like the return of Sanjaya.