Monday, April 9, 2007

'Merican Virgins



Oh, I know this is offensive to Muslims, so let me make it clear I mean only those few terrorist ones who "martyred" themselves killing "infidels" and are expecting 75 virgins to reward them in Heaven.

Otherwise, for those who celebrate it, hope y'all all had a Happy Bunny Day.

18 comments:

Cap'n Dyke said...

Omiwhatevergodlingstherebe, LMFLPQAO, even though I know it not be PC (Properly Calicified?)!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Th'last one on th'left looks like me Nunnish Principal long time ago...

Joyce said...

Nuns with guns ... 'tis hard not to giggle, me Cap'n. But never fear, I never claimed to be politically correct! :-)

Cap'n Dyke said...

Well, I knew from th'pic t' th'right proved ye were Properly Calcified...

Cap'n Dyke said...

Bejebus, iffin A.J. will stop touchin' me in those special spots, I could type this right!

Let's be tryin' that again - 'proved ye WEREN'T Properly Calcified. Gad, she hates it when I talk t'other women!

Joyce said...

But that photo was taken 80 years ago!

Hahaha, not really.

Cap'n Dyke said...

Well, as soon as Th' Cap'n can pick herself up from under th'ship's wheel, we'll discuss th'fact that unless ye were bitten by a dampire, there be no way that be th'truth, Me Darlin'!

Joyce said...

Oh I see. You're back to flirt and break my poor old heart again, eh? ;-)

Cap'n Dyke said...

Well, Th' Cap'n has been a bit busy o'late an' as long as there isn't a shotgun layin' conveniently nearby...

As t'breakin' yer heart, I know for a fact that it is more onery than old.

Joyce said...

Ornery? Tiggers are not ornery! We are sensitive, loving creatures who desire nothing more than to bring delight to all those we know.

Hey, want a picture of my nipple surrounded by whipped cream? My S.O. took it last night so I could send it to my ex, who needed a little cheering up.

Oh. Shoot. But I think I then deleted it from my camera phone. Never mind.

Cap'n Dyke said...

Onery indeed. Ye get me heart all pumpin' an' agitated an' then ye sink me into th'depths o'despair.

Might I say that Th'Partner be quite a wonderful person, takin' that pic an' all just t'cheer up yer ex. ;)

Aye, but yer bottom is still made outta springs...

Joyce said...

True, it's why I flew all the way out to Vermont with The Partner a year ago and got "civil unioned." She doesn't mind sharing me as long as, at the end of the day, I crawl back into bed with her. ;-) It's a freedom Ole Tig's never actually acted on.

My poor ex. We are the best of friends and her current girlfriend, I do believe, crawled out of the depths of hell with the flames still licking at her feet. That relationship is coming to an end (thank goddess) so WTF! The ex needed to see a whipped-cream- slathered nipple. You know, just to remind her that there are other tantalizing treats life has to offer. As I said, it's Tigger's joy to bring joy to others. ;-)

Next time we take a naughty photo I'll be sure to save one for you, Me Cap'n. But you must promise to burn the evidence. ;-)

Cap'n Dyke said...

Me Hapless One, methinks we all have a 'Satan' in our past. A.J.'s literally looked like a neandertal woman (an' that's bein' disparagin' t' th'neandertals).

Th' Cap'n promises t'n'er share any revealin' pics o' her Hapless Tigger. I give ye me word. Th'Partner o'choice bein' th'best friend is th'best o'all worlds. Ye an' me share that in our S.O.s.

Bein' th'Social Animals that we be, me S.O. an' meself do know how t'work a room. I bet ye an' Th'Partner can do th'same.

Give her a kiss from Th' Cap'n...

Cap'n Dyke said...

Oh, BTW, wait until Hapless Tigger comes into th'Adventures. Ye may see that ye be made o' th'self-same material as Th' Cap'n herself (which is no small feat). ;)

T'will be a bit yet as there are several things that have t'occur first, but ye certainly be in there in all yer furry fury.

Joyce said...

Purrrrrfect! Make sure you make me a firecracker in bed. It wouldn't be a fiction. ;-)

Cap'n Dyke said...

Oh, not t'worry, Me Dear One...how intriguin'.

Joyce said...

Of course, I am supremely difficult to seduce.

Cap'n Dyke said...

Sounds like a challenge. I must be fair an' warn ye that Th' Cap'n be an exceptional 'artiste' in that arena...

Joyce said...

Your modesty is breath-taking. ;-)

Seriously. Tiggers are extremely hard to seduce. It's because I'm actually not attracted to a great many people. Believe it or not, AJ is not my type. I'm one of the rare few who would actually kick her out of my bed. LOL

I have a total thing for tomboys. The brighter, the better.