Wednesday, April 4, 2007

Christ Getting In Shape For Second Coming

The Onion

Christ Getting In Shape For Second Coming

HEAVEN—Since His birthday last Dec. 25, the Lamb of God has committed Himself to a demanding regimen of exercise and prophecy-fulfillment in preparation for the Second Coming.


Cap'n Dyke said...

Ummm, does me uniform look good? Is me cutlass sharp enough?

Joyce said...

Aye, me Cap'n, yer uniform always is lookin' good.

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