Sunday, March 11, 2007

Focus on the Foolios

The porcine James Dobson (Seriously. Look at him. Doesn't he look like he could be Karl "Turd Blossom" Rove's brother? And check out that red face. His head is going to explode from waving that Bible around so viciously.)

Anyway. Mr. "Focus on the Family in My Way but Not Yours" has rebuffed the National Association of Evangelicals because that group sees global warming as an imporant moral issue. Dobson squealed that they are "using the global warming controversy to shift the emphasis away from the great moral issues of our time," such as abortion and same-sex marriage.

Let us review, shall we?

1. Same-sex marriage: hurts no one.
2. Abortion: hurts an unborn fetus (and it is arguable to many whether an unborn fetus is fully human and should have rights greater than or equal to an already born human).
3. Global warming: hurts everybody on the entire planet!

I would not call James Dobson a towering intellect, nor even a kind person, given his priorities.

Meanwhile, he allows Newt Gingrich to suck up to him as Gingrich runs interference for himself in anticipation of competing for the next Republication nomination for the Presidency. Gingrich, that hypocrite, was having an affair (not his first) while lambasting Bill Clinton for his dalliance with Monica Lewinsky. I would venture to say that repeatedly philandering husbands are a greater threat to the sanctity of marriage than same-sex marriage is, but Dobson and his hateful band of cretins wouldn't understand that.

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