Monday, March 5, 2007

Bad, Bad, Tigger!




My partner says I'm spending
too much time blogging.
She wants me to knock it off.

44 comments:

Cap'n Dyke said...

Tigger goin' get spanked iffin she doesn't watch it...

Joyce said...

Promises, promises!

Cap'n Dyke said...

Ye be goin' t'get in trouble. Th' Cap'n can smell it a mile away!

BTW, I n'er make promises I don't tend t'keep - fair or foul. Now as t'whether a spankin' be fair or foul be up t'ye. ;)

Joyce said...

That totally depends on who is giving me the spankin'! And also on how talented she is. Oh, and also on how well I'm going to be rewarded later on. ;-)

Cap'n Dyke said...

My, but there be a lot o'conditions involved in this!

Joyce said...

Tigger is picky.

Cap'n Dyke said...

Tigger is wearin' handcuffs, so she may not have a lot o' options in th'matter.

Joyce said...

Ah, but my hands are in front of me, and Tiggers always know where the key is. ;-)

Cap'n Dyke said...

Double-Ahhh, but I be a pirate an' pirates be known t'sneak things away from their owners an' secret said things away in their treasure chest.

Joyce said...

I see. So you think I don't know how to get into your treasure chest?

Cap'n Dyke said...

It be tricky; just t'warn ye...

Joyce said...

I'm not worried.

Cap'n Dyke said...

Certain-sure o'yerself, aren't ye?

Watch out, I might bite.

Joyce said...

Are you gonna leap out of my monitor to get me? Fascinatin'! There's no limit to what the Cap'n can do!

Joyce said...

Btw, I'm just teasin' you. In real life I'd probably be askeered of you. ;-)

Cap'n Dyke said...

Don't tempt me. I'm a near-immortal lesbian Pirate Queen. There's very little I can't do.

Joyce said...

Oh, all right, you win. This time.

Cap'n Dyke said...

I be glad ye conceded. I was gettin' ready t'bring out th'big guns... ;)

Joyce said...

Dammit, and now I went and spoiled it! I just love the big guns. The bigger, the better!

Cap'n Dyke said...

Then ye best be as good as ye can; or as bad, dependin'.

Joyce said...

Well, you'll just have to tell ole Tigger how she can be "good" to ole Cap'n. Wait. Maybe you'd better email that privately. LOL

The Partner said...

All right you two... time to stop this sh*t right now. No pirate is going to steal my stuff... I have a shotgun and I know how to use it
;-)

Now play nicely, both of you!

Joyce said...

But Daddy! We were playing nicely. Very nicely. ;-)

'Course now everybody thinks I'm a kink-o-maniac. Oh well, worse has been thought of me. :-)

Cap'n Dyke said...

Dear Partner, how about if Th' Cap'n plays nicely with th'pair o'ye? ;)

Joyce said...

Oh no no no no no no! Tigger doesn't share! LOL

Cap'n Dyke said...

LMFLPQAO!!!!!! Mmmm, where's th'shotgun?

Joyce said...

In the closet by the brassieres.

Joyce said...

Btw, do Lesbian Pirate Queens like artists such as Pamela Means? I never saw her perform myself, but an old friend of mine, John Miller, used to adore her.

Cap'n Dyke said...

Oh, aye, 'truth is ammunition', ye know...

Kelly Hunt is another Th' Cap'n loves t'see perform.

Joyce said...

Ammo? Ammo? Tiggers never use ammo! We are fulla love, Cap'n Baby!

Hmm, never heard of Kelly Hunt. I found a "Kelley Hunt" (blues, jazz musician) online. Same?

Life is vastly improved by music.

Cap'n Dyke said...

Same. Th' Cap'n likes t'call her by her nickname, 'Kelly'. ;)

"Music hath charms t'sooth th'savage beast."

Joyce said...

LOL! Isn't it time for you to go to bed?

Cap'n Dyke said...

Ye know, I can n'er figure out if that quote ends with 'beast' or 'breast'. Damn nuisance, it is.

Since Th' Cap'n be a all groan-up now, she can eat all th'candy she wants an' no one can tell her when it be time for bed - well, almost no one.

Kiss th'partner goodnight for me. ;)

Joyce said...

It's "breast." Tiggers know these things.

I'd be happy to kiss my partner goodnight, tho. After I'm done with you. ;-)

Joyce said...

Me bad Tigger.

Joyce said...

I finally looked up Pamela Means, and now I get your "Truth is Ammunition" comment. ;-) Hey, while we're talking about lesbian musicians, check out my friend Heather Combs:

http://myspace.com:80/theheathercombsband

Cap'n Dyke said...

Sorry I be gone so long, Naughty Tigger. Let's see, we were talkin' about doin' somethin' t' Th' Cap'n?

Joyce said...

I think we were. Sssh, I unloaded the shotgun and hid the shells. ;-)

Cap'n Dyke said...

Ahh, then Th' Cap'n can rest easy an' put away her cutlass...

Joyce said...

Definitely stay away from sharp pointy things; no slicin' and dicin' needed here.

Cap'n Dyke said...

What be needed here then?

Joyce said...

Ye'd be the Cap'n! It's your duty to decide. Choose well. ;-)

Cap'n Dyke said...

Aye, I be Th' Cap'n indeed, but what if, when big, bad Tigger gets out o'her handcuffs, she conks Th' Cap'n on th'head (assumin' by then, I've offended N.T so heartily that she carries through with her threat)?

Joyce said...

Cap'n Baby, if'n I conks ye on th'head, ye can rest assured it'll be a gentle little love-tap. ;-)