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Tigger goin' get spanked iffin she doesn't watch it...
Ye be goin' t'get in trouble. Th' Cap'n can smell it a mile away!BTW, I n'er make promises I don't tend t'keep - fair or foul. Now as t'whether a spankin' be fair or foul be up t'ye. ;)
That totally depends on who is giving me the spankin'! And also on how talented she is. Oh, and also on how well I'm going to be rewarded later on. ;-)
My, but there be a lot o'conditions involved in this!
Tigger is picky.
Tigger is wearin' handcuffs, so she may not have a lot o' options in th'matter.
Ah, but my hands are in front of me, and Tiggers always know where the key is. ;-)
Double-Ahhh, but I be a pirate an' pirates be known t'sneak things away from their owners an' secret said things away in their treasure chest.
I see. So you think I don't know how to get into your treasure chest?
It be tricky; just t'warn ye...
I'm not worried.
Certain-sure o'yerself, aren't ye?Watch out, I might bite.
Are you gonna leap out of my monitor to get me? Fascinatin'! There's no limit to what the Cap'n can do!
Btw, I'm just teasin' you. In real life I'd probably be askeered of you. ;-)
Don't tempt me. I'm a near-immortal lesbian Pirate Queen. There's very little I can't do.
Oh, all right, you win. This time.
I be glad ye conceded. I was gettin' ready t'bring out th'big guns... ;)
Dammit, and now I went and spoiled it! I just love the big guns. The bigger, the better!
Then ye best be as good as ye can; or as bad, dependin'.
Well, you'll just have to tell ole Tigger how she can be "good" to ole Cap'n. Wait. Maybe you'd better email that privately. LOL
All right you two... time to stop this sh*t right now. No pirate is going to steal my stuff... I have a shotgun and I know how to use it ;-)Now play nicely, both of you!
But Daddy! We were playing nicely. Very nicely. ;-)'Course now everybody thinks I'm a kink-o-maniac. Oh well, worse has been thought of me. :-)
Dear Partner, how about if Th' Cap'n plays nicely with th'pair o'ye? ;)
Oh no no no no no no! Tigger doesn't share! LOL
LMFLPQAO!!!!!! Mmmm, where's th'shotgun?
In the closet by the brassieres.
Btw, do Lesbian Pirate Queens like artists such as Pamela Means? I never saw her perform myself, but an old friend of mine, John Miller, used to adore her.
Oh, aye, 'truth is ammunition', ye know...Kelly Hunt is another Th' Cap'n loves t'see perform.
Ammo? Ammo? Tiggers never use ammo! We are fulla love, Cap'n Baby!Hmm, never heard of Kelly Hunt. I found a "Kelley Hunt" (blues, jazz musician) online. Same?Life is vastly improved by music.
Same. Th' Cap'n likes t'call her by her nickname, 'Kelly'. ;)"Music hath charms t'sooth th'savage beast."
LOL! Isn't it time for you to go to bed?
Ye know, I can n'er figure out if that quote ends with 'beast' or 'breast'. Damn nuisance, it is.Since Th' Cap'n be a all groan-up now, she can eat all th'candy she wants an' no one can tell her when it be time for bed - well, almost no one. Kiss th'partner goodnight for me. ;)
It's "breast." Tiggers know these things.I'd be happy to kiss my partner goodnight, tho. After I'm done with you. ;-)
Me bad Tigger.
I finally looked up Pamela Means, and now I get your "Truth is Ammunition" comment. ;-) Hey, while we're talking about lesbian musicians, check out my friend Heather Combs:http://myspace.com:80/theheathercombsband
Sorry I be gone so long, Naughty Tigger. Let's see, we were talkin' about doin' somethin' t' Th' Cap'n?
I think we were. Sssh, I unloaded the shotgun and hid the shells. ;-)
Ahh, then Th' Cap'n can rest easy an' put away her cutlass...
Definitely stay away from sharp pointy things; no slicin' and dicin' needed here.
What be needed here then?
Ye'd be the Cap'n! It's your duty to decide. Choose well. ;-)
Aye, I be Th' Cap'n indeed, but what if, when big, bad Tigger gets out o'her handcuffs, she conks Th' Cap'n on th'head (assumin' by then, I've offended N.T so heartily that she carries through with her threat)?
Cap'n Baby, if'n I conks ye on th'head, ye can rest assured it'll be a gentle little love-tap. ;-)
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