I swiped this from Pam over at Pam's House Blend, and she'd swiped it from Comandante Agi. You do get the joke, right? Latest headline: Ted Haggard is no longer gay, having undergone an intensive 4-week, 4-pastor spiritual rehabiliation! Oops, I mean spiritual restoration!
You remember the scandal. Rev. Ted Haggard of Colorado Springs' New Life Church and president of the National Association of Evangelicals, was forced out because the gay prostitute he'd been having sex with on a monthly basis for three years got tired of ole Ted's hypocrisy and spilled the beans.
Well, hallelujah, y'all! Ted's been cured!
Of course, that's what he'd like to believe. Just check out the site of the watchdog group, Ex-Gay Watch, and find out the truth behind all the claims about gays being "cured" of their so-called "sickness" by spirtual/restorative therapy.