humor, recovery, horseracing, kvetching, spirituality ... or whatever's on my mind, one day at a time.
NFC > AFC, Bears all the way!
Uh, Sweetie, I thought we wanted the Colts to win... we really like Peyton Manning - remember?Oodles!!
But Peyton Manning will probably choke.
So ye be tellin' me that you want canonized people t'play with a ball against young male horses? Sounds rather...interestin', I must say.Thankee for th'link, btw. ;)
Ahoy, matey! Yup, I'd be tellin' ye that Saints and Colts t'would be a wise match-up indeed. Shall we make a little wager? If Saints win, I get to ravish the lady of my choice; if Colts win, ye get to ravish Angelina Jolie. ;-)Yer welcome for th'linkage, methinks yer site's a kick.
Ahhh, ye be a bettin' woman then? How about if anyone wins, ye get t'ravish th'lady o' yer choice an' I get t'ravish th'Divine A.J.? Th'side wager be if th'Saints win an' ye go t'N'Orleans, ye have t'come aboard th'ship an' do a wee dance for th'crew?If th'Colts win...well, we don't be usin' that kind o'language on th'ship -- in our own piratical way, we be ladies. ;)
BTW, I like yer style. Iffin ye were t'be brought onto th'ship (usually an act that follows after we've gotten ye really toasty an' we knock ye unconscious with a rubber ball enclosed in th'finest woolen stockin' booty can buy), what would ye title be then?
I get t'ravish me woman and go to N'Awlins and dance fer th'crew? Aye, yer on, Cap'n, but only iff'n it gets to be a pole dance. ;-)Off to watch th'games now with a bit of grog, yo, ho-ho! About a title, let me think on it and let ye know, but I'd be more than happy to drop anchor in yer lagoon.
A pole-dance?! Well, let me just be changin' me uniform an' gettin' another tankard (th'other grog I just spit out all o'er meself). I must say, ye be certainly in th'spirit t'be a member o' Th'Mound!Now that ye have me in that special, ill-lighted space that be a lesbian Pirate Queen's mind, I've had a bit o' trouble with th'last part o' yer message... ;)
Aye, but I likes to leave me women in a confused state o'mind. ;-)
O Cap'n, me Cap'n, you disappeared. I'll try hobblin' over to yer website later on to see if yer ship's not run aground.
Me Hapless One, Th' Cap'n be here. She watches an' waits... ;)
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